wtfevolution
wtfevolution:

"So I was thinking."
"Great, evolution."
"Nobody really needs eyeballs and limbs and all that, right? When you get down to it, all you really need to be alive is an opening for stuff to go in and an opening for stuff to come out.”
"Well, yeah, I guess so."
"I might try making things that way for a few million years. ‘Sea cucumbers’ and the like."
"Okay, but it’s not just going to be, like, a tube with a mouth and an anus, is it? That sounds a little crass."
"What if I made it pink?"
"I don’t know…"
"Oh, and also, it’s going to breathe through the butt end.”

Wat?

wtfevolution:

"So I was thinking."

"Great, evolution."

"Nobody really needs eyeballs and limbs and all that, right? When you get down to it, all you really need to be alive is an opening for stuff to go in and an opening for stuff to come out.”

"Well, yeah, I guess so."

"I might try making things that way for a few million years. ‘Sea cucumbers’ and the like."

"Okay, but it’s not just going to be, like, a tube with a mouth and an anus, is it? That sounds a little crass."

"What if I made it pink?"

"I don’t know…"

"Oh, and also, it’s going to breathe through the butt end.”

Wat?